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Geriatric Mocha

Oral surgery sucks ass. Recovering afterwords, does more. Anyhow, a Geriatric Mocha, for those of you on a liquid diet: 2 shots espresso, 10 oz steamed milk, and Carnation Instant Breakfast. Get your caffeine hit _and_ a token amount of nutrition. All that’s missing is the cup holder for your walker, and an appropriate spill-proof lid.

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