Yes, it’s true! I do have a family, thanks to the help of my loving wife Danaë. The photo below is with us wearing SCA garb (SCA, The Society for Creative Anachronism, is a place where we go to do historical recreations of the medieval ages). That image is from somewhere around 1997.
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The kids are much older than this picture appears. However, their email addresses are not published. Contact one of us if you have a legitimate reason to request their address.